Dear Todd, I'm not focusing at work today

I dont want to work

I want to bang on the drum all day

I dont want to play

I just want to bang on the drum all day

Ever since I was a tiny boy

I dont want no candy

I dont need no toy

I took a stick and an old coffee can

I bang on that thing til

I gotBlisters on my hand because

When I get older they think

Im a fool

The teacher told me

I should stay after school

She caught me pounding on the desk with my hands

But my licks was so hot

I made the teacher wanna dance

And thats why

Listen to this

Every day when

I get home from work

I feel so frustrated

The boss is a jerk

And I get my sticks and go out to the shed

And I pound on that drum like it was the bosss head

BecauseI can bang that drum

Hey, you wanna take a bang at it?

I can do this all day