Really, you're thirsty, no kidding.

Riley's thirst, why, cause he's been barking himself hoarse. He's also thirsty from constant panting and pacing....cause when you are trying to figure out your sewing machine a screaming dog is exactly what you need. Especially if you start to ruin said project from stupid machine while you still are being yelled at. And said dog smells like dog fart and is afraid of the outside cause of the wind and because of wind, you get yelled at. And if you go outside without the dog, you get yelled at. If you use the micro you get yelled at. You use the phone, you get yelled at. Do you see where I'm going with this?
I want a T-shirt that says "my dogs needs xanex."