Just one of those days...

Coworker got engaged, laptop screen got broke, boss loaded me up with enough work where he put his head in his hands and said, shit I have too much for you to do, dog went potty in the bedroom.
I'm sure I could have handled most without that first item, I know, I'm lame...I'm human folks. Lameness comes in the package. Although I may not have been able to handle the last. I have a dog I can never have out of my sight... do you know how often I trip over baby gates....