doll collectors scare me

I grew up next to one... they are very very frightening. Especially when those little dolls with names like Tyler, Heather, and Dylanie come to life and hack you to bits.
That being said, scary scary scary... "They've brought her a lot of joy, at times reminding the 73-year-old woman what it's like to hold a baby in her arms again. "

I prefer my collection of dust bunnies, ear mites and mold....
Or Muppet stuff but not stuffed/plush or sesame street cause I'm not 5, sheesh I'm 12 come on... grow up. I also have a collection of wind up toys put away in the basement.