Dear Boys and Girl but mostly Boys

Dear Canine Companions,

It is time you learn about weird things us humans do. Sure you already know about that weird bowl we use when we must relieve ourselves and those sticks we use to stab our food but there is other stuff to be learned. This week it is daylight savings. We have changed our clocks an hour and you need to change your internal clocks. This waking me up an hour earlier thing is not cutting it and I am beginning to love you a little less....Sleep and Mom, they are very important, it keeps her from killing everyone.

Thanks,

Mom